It’s been a few days since we’ve written. Even more since we’ve had any news. But we haven’t shuttered the place.
So when in doubt, turn to Jorge Luis Borges:
Any time something is written against me, I not only share the sentiment but feel I could do the job far better myself. Perhaps I should advise would-be enemies to send me their grievances beforehand, with full assurance that they will receive my every aid and support. I have even secretly longed to write, under a pen name, a merciless tirade against myself.